im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
my heart says yes but my mom says no
these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat the goverment eggs.. knowlege
this should not be as funny as it is
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"