i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls
burn the witch
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Bitch we are wearing the same thing
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb
And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases
Writers are strange creatures
Yes. Yes we are.
You forgot the best one: I don’t know any technical lingo and my character is this really cool hacker person, I swear I’m not trying to hack into the Pentagon.
people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
*lies in the sun for 5 mins*
wheres my tan
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.